@#$%@^ Insomnia

I can't sleep. I mean I can, but that happens only when the sun is peeking through the rooftops of my sleepy neighborhood. My wife wakes up and I sleep. Come nightfall, it's her turn to sleep and I wake up.

It has taken a toll on my health and it's starting to show. I made a collage of me and my wife just to show my folks how well I'm doing financially but how serious my condition is. Here it is:

Horse bling-bling and eye bags galore. (The collage isn't mine. I got it from this site.)